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September 10, 2012 / catherinebwrites

DO THE PARA-OLYMPIANS MATCH UP?

RESULTS OF SURVEY CONDUCTED TO ASSESS HOW PARAOLYMPIANS COMPARE TO OLYMPIANS

Jason Smyth set a world record time of 10.46 in the Olympic Stadium

       CATEGORY                                                                   RESULTS

  • Taut skin+ health beaming from every pore…………………………………….. Oh yes.
  • Pecs, six-packs and guns………..In spades.  Double that for wheelchair athletes.
  • Mad hairdos………………………………………….Hairdressers of the world leap for joy.
  • Multicoloured nails……………………………………….Huge spike in profits of nailbars
  • Swaggering winners………………………………………………………Gimme that flag now!
  • Devastated losers……………………………………….Special pool needed for teardrops.
  • Eric the Eel moments……………………………………………………………. And then some.
  • Tempers and tantrums……………………………………………………. Best on television.
  • Insane,”stalking tiger” look on starting line……………… Out of my way dumbo.   
  • Testosterone -fuelled aggression……………………………………….   And then some.
  • Tattoos……………………………………………………………………………………..By the acre.
  • Emotional outbursts……………………………………………………..Tissues  on standby.
  • Use of “awsesome” in interviews…………………………………………………..Awesome.
  • Elite athletes………………………………………………………..As far as the eye could see.
  • Excitement levels…………………………………………………………………..Off the charts
  • Clare Balding………………………………………………………………………………Everywhere.
  • Elite athletes……………………………………………………….   Wall to wall

 

  • IRISH RESULTS…………………………….8 GOLD  3 SILVER  5 BRONZE

You’ve seen the games .

You’ve read the survey.  

Make up your own mind.

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